Well, it finally happened. I got a request to write about an anime harem that I’d pick according to these rules set here and well…I guess you could say challenge accepted!
First off, thanks to The Luminous Mongoose for the nod to do this piece. His blog is here if you wanna check it out, and he writes some quality, fun anime pieces.
Okay, so being perfectly honest, I initially laughed at the idea of building a harem, in part because I’m like the least fan-service oriented, harem-obsessed critic out there. But then a great idea came to me in light of this nomination, which was to of course, do something unconventional. Instead of the generic listing of anime waifus and has-been girls, I’ve decided instead to build a squad of 5 characters that best emphasize a desired trait that can be valued in a character. (By “trait” here, I don’t mean boobs and butt- I mean actual tangible qualities of a person.) So in turn, this “harem” isn’t the usual high-school comedy group that goes all over, but rather, picks that reflect the strongest personification of that quality I’d want in that individual. So, without further ado, here’s my picks:
Determination: Gon Freeccs (Hunter x Hunter)
I wrote a while back about Killua Zoldyck, and while he’d be an obvious choice for this exercise, given that he’s my favorite anime character in existence, it turns out that for this specific “harem” his best friend Gon was actually a better fit. Gon is the paragon of determination in a character. He won’t quit to achieve his ends, even if his recklessness could cost him his life- a price he comes all too often close to paying. However, there are few characters in anime with more conviction for their goals than the young Hunter, and even fewer that are willing to suffer, even greatly, in order to achieve them.
Truth: L (Death Note)
Truth is justice, and justice is truth, if you’re the world’s greatest detective. L is someone who behind his eccentricities and unusual upbringing is ultimately only after the truth of the toughest crimes in the world so that he can solve them, and in his case, he gives Light Yagami all he can handle in his dogged pursuit to find “Kira,” the persona given to the man committing mass murder in the name of “justice.”
Love: Edward and Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
I thought carefully about this pick, but the brothers represent a very deep sort of brotherly love that is inseparable in the quest to regain Alphonse’s lost body. They are tasked with fixing a grievous wrong that was self-inflicted, but in turn, find themselves wrapped into immeasurable danger as their quest to find the so-called “Philosopher’s Stone” continues to get darker at every turn. Edward in particular is driven to ensure his brother’s survival, and is shown to be selfless in his pursuit of regaining his brother’s lost body.
Trust: Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom)
So why in the world would I pick Karma? At first glance, he doesn’t seem like a good fit for this type, but then you take a deeper dive…He’s a genius with a streak of frighting crazy behind those eyes, but he’s also a man who carefully evaluates the people around him, and for those he chooses to ally himself with, there’s a bond of brotherhood that can be forged as if it were put through fire. Karma’s acceptance of Class 3-E, along with his personal character arc that relates to his friendship with Nagisa Shiota, reflect this quality strongly.
Well, this group certainly isn’t a “harem” in any traditional sense of the word, but they are surprisingly strong characters in their given traits (and they’re also all boys. Apologies for anyone expecting cute girls doing cute things.)
I’m also not entirely sure who to nominate, but here’s 5 folks who might be interested:
Alright, here’s one girl for your troubles:
The Eternal Try-Hard: Yuuko (Nichijou: My Ordinary Life)
Yuuko is someone who always keeps going, despite being a constant magnet of bad luck and downright unfortunate circumstances. She’s not the smartest or sharpest tool in the toolbox, but she is perhaps the one that is most admirable as she pushes onwards in her ordinary life, be it through silly games, poorly thought out jokes, or misadventures at a restaurant. Comedy, like life, ain’t easy.
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